8-BIT DEFENDERHP: 8
White Kid
Bit Blast — Deals 2 damage.
Only non-White cards can attack this card.
Details
Season Two
Source: Members Only
Race: White
Descriptor: Kid
Notes: 1st subscription Member's Only card
Legendary
Abortion DoctorHP: 2
Jewish Man
Planned Damage — Merge with a Liberal card to destroy one enemy card. Discard both cards after.
Instant Effect — 1 damage to all Kid cards, instantly, when card is put in play.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Gender: Male
Common
Abusive CareworkerHP: 5
Black Criminal
Throat Crush — Squeezes the throat, dealing 1 damage and silencing that enemy for 1 turn.
Black Rage — Punches with fury, dealing 2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Criminal
Common
Adolf HitlerHP: 8
White Man
Brown Shirt Rally — Gives all friendly White cards +2 Attack. Use once.
Open Fire — Deals 2 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Auction
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: 10
For Sale: 9
Auction Price: $580
Auction Date: 2026-05-23
Notes: $580 Winning Bid for 2-Card Set
Legendary
AIDSHP: 2
Virus
Faggot Attack — Infects all Gay or Trans cards for 1 damage. Last 2 turns.
Black Attack — Infects all Black cards for 1 damage. Last 2 turns.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Descriptor: Virus
Common
AngelHP: 4
Christian Mystic
Christian cards gain +2 attack power while Angel card is in play.
Divine Reckoning — Instant 2 damage to all enemy Criminal cards when card is played.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Christian
Descriptor: Mystic
Rare
Angel (Christmas Misprint)HP: 8
Christian Mystic
Holy Light — Deals 2 damage, +2 damage to Jewish cards.
Instant Effect — When played, draw 1 card.
Details
Season Two
Source: Christmas Promo Pack
Religion: Christian
Descriptor: Mystic
Gender: Male
Population: 50
Notes: Misprinted card meant for Season 1 Christmas packs, but they ended up being included randomly in Christmas pack purchases.
Legendary
AnonHP: 2
Tech
Exposure — Opponent must reveal and show their strongest card in hand. Use once.
Swatting — Swatted for 2 damage. Double damage if Law card in play.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Descriptor: Tech
Common
ANTIFAHP: 2
White Liberal Men
Brick Toss — Deal 2 damage.
Mob Tactics — If two or more Liberal cards are in play, double their attacks.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Descriptor: Liberal
Gender: Male
Common
Artificial IntelligenceHP: 4
Tech
Data Collection — Opponent has to show best card in hand. Use once.
Singularity Surge — Deals 4 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Descriptor: Tech
Rare
Asian MasseuseHP: 4
Asian Woman
Rub & Tug Raid — Disable 1 card’s ability for 1 turn.
Tuberculosis — Deals 1 damage over 2 turns.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Asian
Gender: Female
Common
Axe Ma’amHP: 4
White Liberal Man
Axe Swing — 50/50 chance to deal 2 damage.
It's Ma'am — Rages for 1 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Descriptor: Liberal
Gender: Male
Common
Bananas & RiceHP: 1
Somalian Woman
Banana Blaster — Deals 2 damage.
Banana's & Rice — When first played, this card heals 1 HP back to all ally cards.
Details
Season Two
Source: Members Chat Creation
Race: Somalian
Gender: Female
Population: 32
Notes: Paul Miller joined for chat and creation. 15$ Members only
Legendary
Based MomHP: 4
White Woman
Fuck You Nigger — Trigger any Black card for 2 damage.
Swerve — Based Mom runs into two cards, dealing 1 damage to each.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Gender: Female
Common
Based SantaHP: 5
Christian Mystic
Bombs Over Israel — Deals 2 damage to all Jewish cards.
Instant Effect — When played, flip a coin. If heads, give Santa +3 health.
Details
Season Two
Source: Christmas Promo Pack
Religion: Christian
Descriptor: Mystic
Legendary
Biblical AngelHP: 10
Archangel
Burning Wheel — Destroy all enemy in-play cards. Use once and discard Angel after use.
Details
Season Two
Source: Auction
Descriptor: Archangel
Population: 10
Auction Price: $330
Notes: $330 Winning Bid
Legendary
Big Pussy
Big PussyHP: 3
Hybrid Animal
Get Off My Lawn! — Deals 1 damage, Silences enemy for 1 turn.
Trespassing — While in-play, This card makes enemies do -1 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Hybrid Animals Pack
Descriptor: Hybrid Animal
Common
Bike NogsHP: 4
Black Kids
Takeover — Nogs take over street giving Black cards +1 attack.
Chimp Out — Nogs chimp out causing 1 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Kids
Common
Bike SnatcherHP: 4
Black Kid
Black Christmas — BS steals an enemy common card’s attack. Use once.
Chain Swing — Deals 2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Kid
Notes: Uses () for the "Use once)
Common
Black IsraeliteHP: 4
Black Jewish Mystic
Street Sermon — Converts any Black enemy card, which gives the Black Israelite card control over their attacks until one of the cards is destroyed.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Religion: Jewish
Descriptor: Mystic
Rare
Black PopeHP: 2
White Christian Man
Shadow Doctrine — Silences 1 card’s abilities for 1 second.
Vatican Secrets — Instantly draw 2 cards from your deck. Use once.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Religion: Christian
Gender: Male
Rare
Black SantaHP: 5
Black Man
Whatchu Want — Deals 1 damage. 3 damage to Kid cards.
Pistol Whip — Deals 2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Christmas Promo Pack
Race: Black
Gender: Male
Common
Blob-Stein
Blob-SteinHP: 5
Hybrid Animal
Jew Bite — Deals 2 damage.
Gold Toss — Silences enemy for one turn.
Details
Season Two
Source: Hybrid Animals Pack
Descriptor: Hybrid Animal
Common
BlondiHP: 8
Animal
Bite — Deals 2 damage.
Instant Effect — Sniffs out the first Jewish card in the enemy’s deck and destroys it.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Descriptor: Animal
Population: 50
Legendary
Blue Hair BaristaHP: 3
White Liberal Woman
Coffee Toss — Burns for 1 damage for 2 turns.
Feminist Rage — Reduces attack of any Man card by 1 until Barista is destroyed.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Descriptor: Liberal
Gender: Female
Common
BoomerHP: 3
White Christian Man
Cable News Rage — Instantly deals 2 damage to all Liberal cards in play when put in play.
Greatest Ally — Gives +1 attack to any Jewish card while in play.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Religion: Christian
Gender: Male
Common
Border JumperHP: 6
Hispanic Criminal
Contraband Toss — BJ throws a bag of cocaine into an enemy card’s pocket, giving friendly Law cards +2 attack.
Migrant Mash — Get trampled for 1 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Hispanic
Descriptor: Criminal
Rare
Broccoli HeadsHP: 4
White Kids
Beta Energy — Spreads weakness to all enemy cards, dealing 1 damage.
Rizz Master — Disgusts any Woman card, dealing 2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Descriptor: Kids
Common
Cat NabberHP: 4
Haitian Man
Haitian Stew — Boils a captured cat. Fumes deal 1 damage to White cards.
Cat Sack — Swings sack of meowing cats for 1 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Haitian
Gender: Male
Common
CDL JeetHP: 4
Indian Criminal
4-Lane U-Turn — Deals 1 damage to all enemy cards.
Saar Saar — Annoys for 1 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Indian
Descriptor: Criminal
Notes: Inidan* Typo. Says "all enemy cards" instead of "all enemy cards in play"
Common
Chinese SpyHP: 3
Asian Woman
Seduction — Paralyzes opponent skipping their next turn. Use once.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Asian
Gender: Female
Rare
Chirp ChimpsHP: 4
Black Men
Fire Hazard — Burns a card for 1 damage.
Hotboxed — Smoke out a card, confusing it for 1 turn.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Gender: Male
Common
Christian CrusaderHP: 5
White Christian Man
Deus Vult — Destroys any Muslim or Jewish card instantly. Limited to 2 uses per game.
Holy Zeal — Instantly boosts attack of all allied Christian cards by +2. One time use.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Religion: Christian
Gender: Male
Population: 100
Legendary
Chud The BuilderHP: 8
White Man
Crikey! — Deals 2 damage, doubled against Black cards.
Coordinated Chimp Out — While in-play, all enemy Black cards deal -1 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Collab
Race: White
Gender: Male
Legendary
ChudlanderHP: 10
White Man
Laser Whip — Causes 3 damage.
Forced Chimp Out — Causes enemy Black cards to Chimp Out damaging themselves for 2.
Details
Season Two
Source: Members Chat Creation
Race: White
Gender: Male
Legendary
Confederate JewHP: 4
Jewish Man
Slave Trader — Calls on his slaves to attack any card for 3 damage.
Shalom Y'all — If a ‘Jew’ or ‘hillbilly’ card is in play, it gains 2 defense. Use once.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Gender: Male
Rare
CopHP: 2
Law Organization
Knee on Neck — Causes 2 damage to an enemy card per turn until Cop card is destroyed.
Stop Resisting — Beats any card’s ass for 2 damage. Double damage to Black cards.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Descriptor: Law Organization
Rare
Cuck ChairHP: 6
Tech
Cuck Chair — While in play, all Asian cards lose 1 attack player.
Bed Bugs — Bite for 2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Descriptor: Tech
Population: `
Notes: First example of card using the Name of card instead of Unnamed Passive Effect
Rare
Cucked CopsHP: 4
Law Organization
Cucked Kneel — Deals 1 damage.
+1 attack to all Black cards while in play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Descriptor: Law Organization
Common
Curry Cab CreepHP: 4
Indian Criminal
Scared Shitless — Deals 1 damage.
Instant Effect — Instantly draws 1 card when played.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Indian
Descriptor: Criminal
Common
Dan BilzerianHP: 9
White Man
Ultimate Kike Slayer — Deals 3 damage. Insta-Kills any enemy Jewish cards.
Powerful Message — While in-play, enemy Jewish cards take 2X damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Collab
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: 100
Notes: $35 each. (At least 1 is more rare. Has 3 lines of text for 2nd attack instead of 2 lines.)
Legendary
Dancing IsraelisHP: 3
Jewish Men
After opponent discards any card, regenerate 1 health to any Jewish cards.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Gender: Male
Common
Dancing NurseHP: 3
Black Liberal Woman
Action Effect — Distracts opponent for 1 turn. No action allowed. Use once.
Slow Death — 1 damage, every turn, to any card, until Nurse is destroyed.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Liberal
Gender: Female
Common
DEI PilotsHP: 6
Black Women
Low Cabin Pressure — Deals 1 damage.
Auto Pilot — Fly any card in play back to your hand and play a new cared. Use once.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Gender: Female
Rare
Dirty PimpHP: 5
Black Criminal
Cane Crack — Deals 1 damage. Silences enemy for one turn.
+1 Armor for all friendly White Women cards in play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Criminal
Common
Drunk ElfHP: 3
White Man
Booze Breath — Deals 2 damage.
Gain +1 attack if a Christian card is in play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Christmas Promo Pack
Race: White
Gender: Male
Common
Drunk WetbackHP: 2
Hispanic Criminal
Tequila Slam — Crashes into target, dealing 3 damage.
No Insurance — 50% chance attacks hit a random card instead.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Hispanic
Descriptor: Criminal
Common
Dune Coon
Dune CoonHP: 6
Hybrid Animal
Burning Oil — Deals 2 damage.
Allah Akbar — Boosts Arab cards by +1 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Hybrid Animals Pack
Descriptor: Hybrid Animal
Common
EdgarHP: 4
Hispanic Man
What's Up Foo — Yells empty threats. Deals 1 damage.
Edgar gives +1 attack to all friendly Hispanic cards while in play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Hispanic
Gender: Male
Common
Egg NogHP: 7
Poison
Nausea — Inflicts sickness, dealing 2 damage.
I'm Out! — Take one in-play card out of play and return it to your hand. Use once.
Details
Season Two
Source: Christmas Promo Pack
Descriptor: Poison
Rare
Fake AstronaughtHP: 3
Law Organization
Fake & Gay — Tricks any opponent card into attacking itself with its highest attack.
Astrogrift — Steal 2 health from any card. Use once.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Descriptor: Law Organization
Rare
Fart NiggerHP: 6
Black Mystic
Fart Rape — Deals 3 damage.
Fart Nigger lingers, causing 1 damage to all enemy cards.
Details
Season Two
Source: Promo
Race: Black
Descriptor: Mystic
Population: 100
Notes: In response to the HGTV hostess getting cancelled for sayng "Oh, fart nigger!"
Legendary
FBIHP: 2
Police Organization
Glow Protocol — Convinces any card to commit a crime causing 3 damage. +1 additional damage for Criminal cards. Use once.
Burn the House — Burns down your house for 2 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Descriptor: Police Organization
Common
Fent SupplierHP: 7
Asian Criminals
Fent Bent — Drugged for 3 damage.
Toxic Fumes — Gasses all enemy cards for 1 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Asian
Descriptor: Criminals
Rare
Florida ManHP: 4
White Man
Extreme Heat — High humidity causes 1 damage to all enemy Black cards.
Gator Grip — Causes 2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Gender: Male
Common
Foreskin CollectorHP: 5
Jewish Mystic
Snip Snip — Deals 1 damage.
Foreskin Chew — Gives the Foreskin Collector +2 health. Use once.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Descriptor: Mystic
Notes: Uses ; instead of . for 'use once'
Rare
Frank SladeHP: 9
White Man
Masta's Whip — Deals 2 damage, silences card for one turn.
Good Nigger For Masta' Frank — All ally characters benefit from ally Black character abilities.
Details
Season Two
Source: Collab
Race: White
Gender: Male
Legendary
Gay MuslimHP: 7
Muslim Man
Fag Flail — Scratches for 2 damage.
Haram Hurl — Throws a glitter bomb, skipping the opponent’s turn. Use once.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Muslim
Gender: Male
Rare
George Lincoln RockwellHP: 10
White Man
TND — Destroys any Black card in a single attack. Use twice.
Voice of Reason — Gives all friendly White cards +2 attack.
Details
Season Two
Source: Auction
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: 10
For Sale: 9
Auction Price: $540
Auction Date: 2026-04-04
Notes: $540 Winning Bid
Legendary
Good ol’ Boar
Good ol’ BoarHP: 9
Hybrid Animal
Chew Spit — Deals 2 damage.
Tusk-egee — Deals 3 damage to Black cards only.
Details
Season Two
Source: Hybrid Animals Pack
Descriptor: Hybrid Animal
Legendary
Gypsy CrusaderHP: 5
White Man
Curb Stomp — GC stomps your head for 3 damage. +1 damage to Black cards.
TND — Fatal to Black cards.
Details
Season One
Source: Collab
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: 50
Notes: 35.0
Legendary
Gypsy Crusader (Boxer)HP: 10
White Man
Roman Salute — Deals 2 damage, doubles against minority cards.
WFP — All active White cards are boosted to 10 HP when Gypsy is brought into play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Collab
Race: White
Gender: Male
Legendary
H1B JeetHP: 4
Indian Man
Shit Stain — Throws dirty underwear, dealing 2 damage.
Brown River — Splashes dirty water, dealing 1 damage to all enemy White cards.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Indian
Gender: Male
Common
Haitian CannibalHP: 3
Black Mystic
Flesh Feast — Heals any card for 3 HP after killing an enemy.
Bone Throw — Causes 2 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Mystic
Common
Haitian WarlordHP: 5
Black Criminal
Blood Pact — Sacrifice 1 card in hand to gain +2 attack permanently.
AK47 — Sprays shots causing 1 damage to all enemy cards.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Criminal
Population: 300
Legendary
HankHP: 3
White Christian Man
2A — Deals 2 damage to a card with Liberal or Terrorist tag.
Arsenal — Supply all your White cards with +1 attack while in play.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Religion: Christian
Gender: Male
Common
Hank (Christmas)HP: 5
White Man
Pure Joy — Causes 2 damage; 3 to Liberal cards.
+1 attack for all of your Christian cards in play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Christmas Promo Pack
Race: White
Gender: Male
Common
Hasidic JewHP: 3
Jewish Man
Foul Aura — Deal 1 damage to all enemy cards in play.
Shabbos Goy — When in play with Boomer, card gains +2 attack.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Gender: Male
Common
Hatchet LassieHP: 5
White Girl
Not Today — Brandish knife and hatchet avoiding any attack next turn.
Hatchet Attack — Deals 3 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Raffle
Race: White
Descriptor: Girl
Gender: Female
Population: 1
Notes: ?
Legendary
Hayden McDougallHP: 6
White Man
"Nigger" — Hayden shouts “Nigger”, enraging all enemy Black cards causing 2 damage.
+1 armor to all White cards while Hayden is in play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Collab
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: 100
Notes: 35.0
Legendary
HillbillyHP: 3
White Man
Moonshine Molotov — Burns for 2 damage.
Banjos of Doom — Stun any Black card for a turn.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Gender: Male
Common
HippieHP: 4
White Liberal Man
Bad Acid Trip — Poisons any card causing 2 damage.
Civil Rights Act — Instant gives +2 attack to any Bak card. Use once.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Descriptor: Liberal
Gender: Male
Rare
Hood RatHP: 5
Black Kid
Hood Nigga — Deals 2 damage, but also takes 1 damage itself.
Instant Effect — Only non-White cards can attack this card.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Kid
Rare
Horny JapHP: 3
Asian Man
Butt Sniff — 3 damage to Women cards only.
Panty Throw — Throws used panties for 1 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Asian
Gender: Male
Common
Hot Dog Vendor
Hot Dog VendorHP: 5
Hispanic Man
Food Poisoning — Causes 1 damage over 3 turns.
Unnamed Passive Effect — While the Hot Dog Vendor is in play, other Hispanic cards have a 50/50 chance to dodge attacks.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Hispanic
Gender: Male
Common
Huntress WaffenHP: 10
White Woman
Jew Trap — Deals 3 damage.
Unnamed Instant Effect — Huntress Waffen heals all White cards for 1 health when first played.
Details
Season Two
Source: Collab
Race: White
Gender: Female
Legendary
Illegal AlienHP: 7
Black Hybrid
Foreign Claws — Deals 3 damage. The attacked card takes 1 additional damage at the start of each turn, until ether card is destroyed.
Details
Season Two
Source: Auction
Race: Black
Descriptor: Hybrid
Population: 10
For Sale: 9
Auction Price: $250
Auction Date: 2026-06-27
Legendary
Indian ScammerHP: 2
Indian Tech Criminal
Phishing Text — Steals opponent’s weakest attack and uses it against that card.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Indian
Descriptor: Tech Criminal
Common
Ivy League ProfessorHP: 4
Rabbi Red
Indoctrination — Convinces a Kid card to attack itself with its highest attack.
Tenure — Gives the Professor +1 armor against any White cards.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Descriptor: Red
Notes: First use of Rabbi instead of Jewish and first use of Red as descriptor.
Common
J-Ray GlassesHP: 10
Tech
Flesh Demon — Exposes all Jewish cards, lowering their health by 50%. Use once.
Fight — Throws punches for 2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Descriptor: Tech
Population: Rare?
Legendary
JeetHP: 3
Indian Man
Poop Fling — Throws feces for 2 damage.
Curry Curse — Enemy card gets diarrhea causing 1 damage per turn until Jeet is destroyed. Use once.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Indian
Gender: Male
Common
Joseph GoebbelsHP: 8
White Man
Fire Hose — Deals 2 damage.
If any Hitler or National Socialist cards are in play, add 2 health to this card.
Details
Season One
Source: Auction
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: 10
For Sale: 9
Auction Price: $580
Auction Date: 2026-05-23
Notes: $580 Winning Bid for 2-Card Set
Legendary
KabbalistHP: 3
Jewish Mystic
Tree of Life — Heals any Mystic card for 1. Use once.
Jew Propaganda — Enrage any White Christian card for 2 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Descriptor: Mystic
Common
Kaptain KKKHP: 10
White Man
Klan Krush — Deals 4 damage.
Make A Stand! — White Power! Boosts all White cards by +3 damage while in play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Auction
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: 10
For Sale: 9
Auction Price: $350
Auction Date: 2026-06-06
Notes: $350 Winning Bid
Legendary
Kike Chops
Kike ChopsHP: 7
Hybrid Animal
Muslim Pleaser — Deals 2 damage.
Promised Gifts — The Kike Chops boosts all Muslim cards +1 damage while in-play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Hybrid Animals Pack
Descriptor: Hybrid Animal
Rare
KilldozerHP: 10
Tech
Doze — Causes 2 damage.
Instant Effect — Killdeer is impenetrable; all friendly cards gain +2 health.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Descriptor: Tech
Population: Common?
Legendary
Kitty WaffenHP: 5
Animal
Scratch — Deals 2 damage.
Cuteness Overload — All enemy attacks do -2 Damage & can only attack this card while in-play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Auction
Descriptor: Animal
Population: 11
For Sale: 9
Auction Price: $325
Auction Date: 2026-04-11
Notes: $325 Winning Bid
Legendary
KKKHP: 6
White Men
Klan Meeting — Combine all friendly White cards’ attacks for one attack. Use once.
Truck Drag — Dragged for 1 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Gender: Male
Rare
Kunta KingteHP: 5
Black Mystic
Cottonized — Deals 1 damage, if used 3 times against the same enemy card, damage doubles.
Masta Please — Pick one cotton per turn, healing 1 health back to any ally card.
Details
Season Two
Source: Raffle
Race: Black
Descriptor: Mystic
Population: 1
Notes: Winner: @chooseliberty
Legendary
Last Call LegendHP: 6
Based Man
Based Vibes — Deals 3 damage.
Last Call Legend logs all enemy Jewish cards, reducing their health by 2.
Details
Season Two
Source: Auction
Descriptor: Based
Gender: Male
Population: 10
For Sale: 9
Auction Price: $360
Auction Date: 2026-06-20
Notes: $360 Winning Bid (First/Only 'Based' card)
Legendary
Lot LizardHP: 3
Black Woman
Pelvic Crush — Lot Lizard crushes your pelvis for 1 damage.
AIDS — Deals 1 damage to a card each turn until Lot Lizard is destroyed.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Gender: Female
Common
MagicianHP: 3
Jewish Mystic
Illusion Veil — Opponent’s next attack has a 50% chance to miss when Magician card is first played.
Jewish Trickery — Causes 3 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Descriptor: Mystic
Rare
Masked KarenHP: 2
White Liberal Woman
Freakout — 2 damage.
Masked Rage — Instantly scolds any enemy card without a mask for 1 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Descriptor: Liberal
Gender: Female
Common
Mecha-GibsonHP: 10
Tech
Laser Vaporize — Deals 2 damage.
Army of Frens — 1 of your in-play cards must be discarded before this card can be attacked.
Details
Season Two
Source: Members Chat Creation
Descriptor: Tech
Legendary
Mein MechaHP: 5
Tech
271k Max — Immune to Jewish attacks.
FinalSolution.exe — Instantly destroys all Jewish cards.
Details
Season One
Source: Auction
Descriptor: Tech
Population: 10
For Sale: 9
Auction Price: $120
Auction Date: 2026-06-13
Notes: $120 Winning Bid
Legendary
Metzitzah B’pehHP: 2
Jewish Man
Super Suction — If an enemy card isn’t full health, suck their blood for 2 damage.
Herpes — Give any enemy Kid cards Herpes for 1 damage per turn until B’peh is destroyed.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Gender: Male
Common
Mossad AgentHP: 3
Jewish Woman
Blackmail — Opponent discards any 1 card in hand at the risk of being exposed as a pedo. Use once.
Spyware — Instantly draw 2 cards when played.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Gender: Female
Rare
MotoladronesHP: 3
Hispanic Criminals
Robbery — Steals highest attack from an opponent’s in-play Common card.
Driveby Shooting — Deals 2 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Hispanic
Descriptor: Criminals
Common
Mud SharkHP: 3
White Woman
Summon Baby Daddy — Calls her black boyfriend who attacks for 3 damage.
Mud Sucker — Seduces any Black card, stealing +1 health. Use once.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Gender: Female
Common
Muslim TerroristHP: 1
Muslim Terrorist
Allah Akbar — Sacrifice this card to deal 4 damage to one opponent card.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Muslim
Descriptor: Terrorist
Common
National SocialistHP: 4
White Man
Aryan Might — Increases attack of all White cards by +3 while card is in play.
Physical Labor — Deals 2 damage. Fatal to Jewish cards.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Gender: Male
Notes: Uses : instead of - between Attack and Effect.
Rare
NATSOC HouseHP: 4
White Women
Instant Effect — Instantly adds +2 Health to any of your White Women cards in play.
Sorority Dance — Hypnotize an enemy card with a dance, dealing 2 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Loyalty Promo
Race: White
Gender: Female
Legendary
Naughty NigHP: 2
Black Woman
Dats Mines — Steal an opponent’s attack and use it immediately. Repeats every turn.
Retail Rage — Deals 2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Christmas Promo Pack
Race: Black
Gender: Female
Common
Naughty NigletsHP: 8
Black Kids
Candy Grab — Steal any enemy attack, disabling it for enemy use and granting it to you.
Passive Attack — +1 attack to all Black Kid cards while Niglets are in play.
Details
Season One
Source: Halloween Promo
Race: Black
Descriptor: Kids
Population: 31
Notes: 25.0
Legendary
Nazi SamuraiHP: 5
Asian Man
Jew Slayer — Instantly destroys any Jew card. Use once.
Kamikrieg — Rushes enemy with sword causing 3 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Asian
Gender: Male
Population: 100
For Sale: 8
Auction Price: $380
Auction Date: 2026-04-25
Notes: Only 'Japanese' race card. Base pop 100. Auction variant: 10 made, $380 winning bid.
Legendary
Nigerian PrinceHP: 3
Black Criminal
Royal Scam — Opponent must discard one card from their hand.
Wire Transfer Delay — Target card cannot attack for 2 turns or until Prince is destroyed.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Criminal
Population: 300
Legendary
Night NiggerHP: 5
Black Criminal
Invisibility — NN turns off the lights and becomes invisible for 1 turn.
My New Bike — Steal any enemy attack.
Details
Season One
Source: Auction
Race: Black
Descriptor: Criminal
Population: 10
Auction Price: $140
Notes: $140 Winning Bid
Legendary
NPCHP: 6
White Men
Small Talk — Annoys for 1 damage.
Agent Smith — Transform into any friendly or enemy Liberal card in play. Use once.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Gender: Male
Rare
Office DoucheHP: 3
White Man
Back Slap — Deals 2 damage.
Annoying Joy — Deals 3 damage to Black cards only.
Details
Season Two
Source: Christmas Promo Pack
Race: White
Gender: Male
Common
Old HeadHP: 4
Black Man
Back in My Day — Old Head talks your ear off, dealing 2 damage onto a Black Card only.
Drunken Rage — Old Head flips out for 1 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Gender: Male
Notes: First card to use 3rd person full name of card in both attacks.
Common
Online GrifterHP: 2
Tech
Insider Info — Tricks opponent causing middle card to attack itself with random attack.
Subscribe — Gain +2 health when another Tech card is in-play.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Descriptor: Tech
Common
Online WhoreHP: 4
White Liberal Woman
Pussy Paywall — Scams an Indian card, causing 2 damage.
Soulless Queef — Deals 1 damage to all enemy Men cards.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Descriptor: Liberal
Gender: Female
Common
Original GingerHP: 8
Black Cookie
Ain't Shit Sweet — OG shoots an enemy card, dealing 3 damage.
Back in the Oven — Return this card to your hand. You may immediately play another card from your hand.
Details
Season Two
Source: Christmas Promo Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Cookie
Rare
Panda Dink
Panda DinkHP: 5
Hybrid Animal
CCPew Pew — Deals 2 damage.
Chink Commander — While this card is in-play, all Asian cards deal +2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Hybrid Animals Pack
Descriptor: Hybrid Animal
Common
PedophileHP: 4
Jewish Criminal
Hebrew Homo — Deals 1 damage to any Kid cards.
The Pedophile has a 50/50 chance of escaping attacks by flying to Israel.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Descriptor: Criminal
Common
Pharma Sales RepHP: 7
Jewish Woman
Khazar Milkers — Seduce any enemy Man card, causing it to attack itself with its lowest attack.
Boner pills are supplied to friendly Faith cards for +1 attack.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Gender: Female
Notes: First card to use "Faith" in attack/effect
Rare
Plastic BimboHP: 5
White Liberal Woman
Botox Barrage — Injects botox into foe, dealing 1 damage over 2 turns.
Forced Motorboat — Smothers enemy dealing 2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Descriptor: Liberal
Gender: Female
Common
Poo Poo Choo ChooHP: 9
Tech
Shit Piercer — Deals 2 damage.
Curse Vishnu — Once per turn, deal 1 damage to all Indian cards.
Details
Season Two
Source: Members Chat Creation
Descriptor: Tech
Legendary
PopeHP: 3
White Christian Man
Papal Blessing — Heal 3 HP to any Christian card. Use once.
Sanctuary Shield — +1 HP to all Christian cards when in play.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Religion: Christian
Gender: Male
Common
Portland Llama
Portland LlamaHP: 5
Hybrid Animal
Hot Coffee Toss — Deals 2 damage.
Overpriced Crap — All Hybrid cards deal +2 damage while this card is in-play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Hybrid Animals Pack
Descriptor: Hybrid Animal
Common
Prosecut-ooster
Prosecut-oosterHP: 3
Hybrid Animal
Peck — Deals 2 damage.
Bird Law — Silence an enemy card for 1 turn.
Details
Season Two
Source: Hybrid Animals Pack
Descriptor: Hybrid Animal
Common
Psychotic TroonHP: 4
White Liberal Man
Troon Rage — Causes 1 damage.
Gives +1 armor to all friendly Liberal cards while in play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Descriptor: Liberal
Gender: Male
Common
Robo FührerHP: 10
Tech
Jewpoclypse — Instantly destroys all enemy Jewish cards. Use once.
Gas Trap — Deals 2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Descriptor: Tech
Population: Rare?
Legendary
Robo Führer (Remake)HP: 10
White Tech
Strike Salute — Deals 2 damage, triples against any non-White card.
Unnamed Passive Effect — If all your in-play cards are White, give Robo Führer +5 health.
Details
Season Two
Source: Members Chat Creation
Race: White
Descriptor: Tech
Legendary
Rooftop KoreansHP: 7
Asian Men
You No Break In Here — Korean shoots you for 2 damage.
Rooftop advantage gives friendly Asian cards +1 attack while RTK is in play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Asian
Gender: Male
Notes: Uses a caps letter for "Rooftop Advantage" which seems like name of atrtack, but doesn't have a -/: so hard to tell
Rare
Saint PatrickHP: 8
White Christian Man
Rid The "Snakes" — Deals 2 damage, tripled against Jewish cards.
Unnamed Instant Effect — When this card is first played, force all enemy Jewish cards back into the enemy’s hand.
Details
Season Two
Source: St. Patrick’s Day Promo
Race: White
Religion: Christian
Gender: Male
Legendary
Santa WaffenHP: 5
Christian Mystic
Zyklon Snowball — Deals 2 damage. Doubles for Jewish cards.
White Christmas — While in-play, all White cards deal +2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Collab
Religion: Christian
Descriptor: Mystic
Population: 100
Notes: $35 each. 10 of 100 were signed and sent.
Legendary
Santa’s SlaveHP: 5
Black Mystic
Chain Choke — Chokes an enemy card for 3 damage.
Slave takes 1 less damage from attacks when other friendly Mystic cards are in play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Christmas Promo Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Mystic
Common
Sewer DwellerHP: 2
Jewish Man
Swarm — Summons a crowd that attacks for 1 damage.
Brown Stain Network — Instantly draw 1 card for every Jew card in play.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Gender: Male
Common
ShaquandaHP: 3
Black Woman
Speaker Phone Diva — Reduces enemy cards attack by 2 for 1 round. Use once.
Bad Ass Kids — Shaquanda’s kid kicks you for 1 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Gender: Male
Common
ShottaHP: 3
Black Criminal
Bomboclat — Boosts all in-play Black cards by +2 attack while in play.
Blop Blop — Spray gunfire causing 1 damage to all opponent’s in-play cards.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Criminal
Rare
Shower Cap QueenHP: 4
Black Woman
Obnoxiously Loud — Ear piercing gibberish causes 1 damage.
Head Pat — Pat head rapidly, draw one card. Use once.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Gender: Female
Common
Sky KingHP: 1
White Man
Here for a Good Time, Not a Long Time — Kamikaze the plane to destroy any card. Discard after use.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: Common?
Legendary
SNAPqueshaHP: 5
Black Woman
Chimp Out — Causes 2 damage.
Data Mines — SNAPquesha steals an enemy attack to use as her own.
Details
Season One
Source: Auction
Race: Black
Gender: Female
Population: 10
For Sale: 9
Auction Price: $190
Auction Date: 2026-04-18
Notes: $190 Winning Bid
Legendary
Snow BunnyHP: 2
White Woman
Immune to any Black card attacks.
Makes all non-White Women cards jealous causing 1 damage instantly per turn.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Gender: Female
Common
Snow KlanHP: 5
White Snow
Front Yard Intimidation — Deals 2 damage.
White Frost — Freezes an opponent’s card, making it useless for 1 turn.
Details
Season Two
Source: Christmas Promo Pack
Race: White
Descriptor: Snow
Common
Spider-Nigger
Spider-NiggerHP: 8
Hybrid Animal
Purse Snatcher — Steal 1 card from opponent’s hand; use once.
Monkey Grip — Deals 2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Hybrid Animals Pack
Descriptor: Hybrid Animal
Rare
Spirit CookerHP: 6
Jewish Mystic
Flesh Gnaw — Causes 1 damage.
+1 attack to all Jewish cards while in play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Descriptor: Mystic
Rare
Sports FansHP: 4
White Man
Bread and Circus — Causes 1 damage to all White cards.
Beer Me — Draw one card. Use once.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Gender: Male
Common
SS LegendHP: 7
White Man
Existing — SSL deals 2 damage to Liberal cards simply for existing.
Whenever this card is attacked by an enemy card, SSL returns the attack with +1 additional damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Raffle
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: 1
Legendary
SS SasquatchHP: 8
Mystic Creature
Shabbat S'more — Deals 3 damage.
Kosher Kleanse — Deals 3 damage to all enemy Jewish cards when played, if any are defeated, Gain +2 damage for this card.
Details
Season Two
Source: Members Chat Creation
Descriptor: Creature,Mystic
Legendary
Subway ManiacHP: 4
Black Criminal
Random Rail Reaper — Stabs enemy, deals 2 damage.
Slasher — Stabs all enemy cards for 1 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Criminal
Common
Superior SaraHP: 10
White Woman
Supreme Genes — Engages all of your opponents’ non-White Woman cards, dealing 3 damage.
My Eyes Are Up Here — Seduce any Man card, stealing 3 health. Use once.
Details
Season Two
Source: Auction
Race: White
Gender: Female
Population: 10
For Sale: 9
Auction Price: $305
Auction Date: 2026-05-16
Notes: $305 Winning Bid
Legendary
TalibanHP: 3
Muslim Men
IED Ambush — Deals 2 damage to all enemy cards.
Mountain Hideout — Can hide for 1 turn taking no damage. Use once.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Muslim
Gender: Male
Rare
The Based AryanHP: 8
White Man
ZAP! — Deals 3 damage. Silences enemy for one turn.
Death Sentence — When put in play, deals 5 damage to all Non-White cards.
Details
Season Two
Source: Auction
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: 10
For Sale: 9
Auction Price: $520
Auction Date: 2026-05-30
Notes: $520 Winning Bid
Legendary
The BoysHP: 6
White Kids
Harsh Reality — Get clowned on for 1 damage; deal 2 damage to Black cards.
Rock Throw — Boys throw rocks, dealing 1 damage to 2 cards.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Descriptor: Kids
Notes: Uses the word 'two'
Common
The KingHP: 7
White Man
Back of the Bus — Sends all in-play enemy Black cards back to opponent’s deck.
NIGGGGGGAAAAA — Offends Black cards for 2 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Auction
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: 10
For Sale: 9
Auction Price: $300
Auction Date: 2026-05-09
Notes: $300 Winning Bid
Legendary
The LeviathanHP: 10
Christian Mystic
From The Deep — Deals 2 damage.
Unseen Encounter — Deals damage to the highest HP enemy when played.
Details
Season Two
Source: Members Chat Creation
Religion: Christian
Descriptor: Mystic
Legendary
The Nig-GrinchHP: 6
Un-Jolly Black
Present Steal — Deals 2 damage, Doubled against White cards.
Steal Christmas — When put in-play, immediately deals 1 damage to all enemy White cards.
Details
Season Two
Source: Auction
Race: Black
Descriptor: Un-Jolly
Population: 10
Auction Price: $140
Notes: $140 Winning Bid
Legendary
The NoticerHP: 3
White Man
Notices Jewish activity, making enemy Jewish cards powerless while The Noticer is in play.
Red Flag — Deal 1 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Gender: Male
Common
The Ultimate RiddleHP: 5
White Man
The JQ — Exposes the Jew, causing 1 damage to all Jewish cards.
Riddle — Confuses enemy Black cards, causing 2 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Collab
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: 100
Notes: 25.0
Legendary
Thomas SewellHP: 5
White Man
White Rise — Deals 4 damage.
White Strength — If you have two White cards in play, Sewell gains 8 health only while the cards are in play.
Details
Season Two
Source: Raffle
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: 1
Legendary
Tranny AthleteHP: 4
White Liberal Man
I Got No Dick — Destroys any Woman card instantly but also dies instantly after.
Hormone Rage — Deals 2 damage but damages self for 1.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Descriptor: Liberal
Gender: Male
Notes: Uses : instead of - for one attack
Rare
Troon LoonHP: 4
White Liberal Man
Invoking the Demon — Troon invokes the demon for +1 health.
Mass Shooting — Troon shoots up area striking every enemy and for 1 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Auction
Race: White
Descriptor: Liberal
Gender: Male
Population: 10
Auction Price: $75
Notes: $75 Winning Bid
Legendary
Trust Fund BabyHP: 6
Jewish Man
Degenerate Action — Deals 3 damage.
Daddy's Lawyer — Calls an attorney; Skipping opponent’s next turn. Use once.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Gender: Male
Rare
Unreliable Package ServiceHP: 1
Black Man
Incoming Package — Draw 2 cards. Use once.
Package Toss — Causes 2 damage.
Details
Season Two
Source: Limited Giveaway
Race: Black
Gender: Male
Population: ???
Notes: UPS messed up a shipping incident that delayed multiple purchases. This card was printred as a gift from Tribal Order for the long wait times.
Legendary
Usury ExpertHP: 5
Jewish Man
Compounding Interest — Drains 1 health from the enemy over 2 turns.
Loan Scam — Steal any Common card attack.
Details
Season Two
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Religion: Jewish
Gender: Male
Notes: First time seeing "common card" being used in an attack.
Common
Vlad The ImpalerHP: 9
White Man
Impale — Deals 1 damage.
Unnamed Passive Effect — Opponents damaged by Vlad take 2 damage each turn until Vlad is defeated or they are.
Details
Season Two
Source: Auction
Race: White
Gender: Male
Legendary
Watermelon WarriorsHP: 3
Black Men
Seed Spit — Warriors spit seeds causing 2 damage.
Rind Armor — +1 armor to all Black cards.
Details
Season One
Source: Auction
Race: Black
Gender: Male
Population: 10
For Sale: 9
Auction Price: $75
Auction Date: 2026-05-02
Notes: $70 Winning Bid
Legendary
White PharaohHP: 3
White Man
We Were Kings and Such — Gain control of any enemy ‘African’ or ‘Muslim’ card until Pharaoh is destroyed.
Pyramid Dreams — Work any Jew or Black card for 4 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Gender: Male
Population: 200
Notes: Uses 'African'. Uses "s around African/Muslim but nothing around Jew/Black.
Legendary
White TrinityHP: 8
White Men
White Might — Deals 3 damage.
White Excellence — If in-play with any other White cards, this card is immune to non-White card attacks.
Details
Season Two
Source: Members Chat Creation
Race: White
Gender: Male
Legendary
WiggerHP: 3
White Kid
Action Effect — Wigger says ‘Bro’ repetitively confusing an enemy card for a turn.
Action Effect — Steals the lowest Black card attack and adds +1 attack.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: White
Descriptor: Kid
Common
Young NiggasHP: 2
Black Criminal Kids
Flash Dancin' — Flash your pistol and draw a card when card is played.
Day Light Robbery — Steal the enemy’s lowest attack, and add +1 damage.
Details
Season One
Source: Basic or Elite Pack
Race: Black
Descriptor: Criminal Kids
Common